Most people think Black Friday is an opportunity to queue up outside Best Buy for twelve hours in hopes of snagging deals on electronic equipment to sell on Ebay. Festive as that sounds, Black Friday is really about your mood when you realize you've gain 5 lbs from eating one eight hour long fucking meal Thanksgiving day. Couldn't those damn Pilgrims find ONE green leafy side dish not smothered in carbs and fat? There had to be something healthy and delicious lying around in the forest they could have incorporated in their meal!
And TURKEY! After eating all that Tryptophan the Pilgrims and Indians must have enjoyed days and days of peace and harmony. The only known antidote for Tryptophan is pie. Preferably pumpkin. With a little cool whip on top.
I hope you all have recovered because you know what today is? December! Get out your credit cards and charge!
I'm really lucky this year. My kids' lists are short. An iPhone 6s (rose gold) for Betty Lou. A plane ticket for Billy Bob. And a open credit line at the mall for Millie May. Simple yet terrifying.
Leaves me lots and lots of time to reacquaint myself with the gym and drink wine with my friends.
Happy December my Friends! Let the games begin!
And TURKEY! After eating all that Tryptophan the Pilgrims and Indians must have enjoyed days and days of peace and harmony. The only known antidote for Tryptophan is pie. Preferably pumpkin. With a little cool whip on top.
I hope you all have recovered because you know what today is? December! Get out your credit cards and charge!
I'm really lucky this year. My kids' lists are short. An iPhone 6s (rose gold) for Betty Lou. A plane ticket for Billy Bob. And a open credit line at the mall for Millie May. Simple yet terrifying.
Leaves me lots and lots of time to reacquaint myself with the gym and drink wine with my friends.
Happy December my Friends! Let the games begin!
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